The Wildpreneur Session
A 60-minute, one-on-one diagnostic conversation for women who are exhausted by the extraction model.
Stop building a machine that hollows you out, and start weaving a business that sustains you.
Imagine looking at your calendar on a Tuesday morning and seeing a living ecosystem designed around your real life—not a rigid funnel you have to force yourself to fit into.
You’ve been circling the same questions for months: what to offer, how to talk about it, and which parts of your business to let burn so the rest can breathe.
You know your work matters, but you are currently suffocating under the weight of "shoulds," rigid content calendars, and extractive "bro-marketing" systems that treat you like a machine. You are trying to live with integrity inside a system designed to extract from you. No wonder you are exhausted.
This is a 60-minute excavation. We don't look at your business through the lens of a corporate marketing funnel. We look through the lens of Sacred Ecology. We take your real week—your finances, your grief, your homeschooling schedule, your need to escape to the mountain for your sanity—and we use that as the actual design brief.
Why me? I am not a "safe" business coach. I have a B.S. in Chemistry and spent 15 years as a CMO building profitable, multiple six- and seven-figure ecosystems (including launching instant New York Times Bestsellers). But I also apprenticed with an herbal witch, unschooled my kids, and know what it costs to choose money over the mystical work. I know how to "unschool" a business so that it makes money without requiring you to sell your soul to do it.
- The "Thread": The specific, singular direction that is actually yours to pull, so you can stop chasing everyone else’s formulas and return to your own native truth.
- The Permission to Stop:Â A clear view of which "best practices" are actually extracting from you, and the exact thread to pull to drop them without losing revenue.
- The End of Performing:Â That specific shift in your nervous system when you drop your "professional" mask and start making small, relational, daily choices that feed your life instead of starving it.
Investment: $497 (Includes Zoom session and recording.)
What’s Included:
- A 60-minute private session via Zoom
- Session recording + full transcript
- Clear next steps based on your actual situation (not someone else's playbook)
- This is a single session
Investment: $497
Once you complete your purchase, you’ll receive a confirmation email with a link to schedule your session.
If you have questions, reach out anytime: [email protected]Â
This is for people building businesses that have to work with their real lives—not theoretical ones.
Melinda Laus
I can't think of a time I've ever had an hour-long conversation about marketing that left me with happy butterflies instead of just sweaty palms.
